Back in my day I was the moistest monkey, look at these spots on my forehead. 

He spent almost as much time in front of the microwave but his powers are less destructive and way more intrusive.

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MoistMonkey Old Man

Series 1
Bald Bastards
Release D
Color Wheeling

series 1
bald bastards
release d
color wheeling

There is nothing in this world more moist than a plate of grandmas noodles, dripping in her juicy sauce.

there is nothing in this world more moist than a plate of grandmas noodles, dripping in her juicy sauce.

Just like grandma used to make, only way more moister, this chicken was raised with antibiotics and hormones and it’s certainly not non-gmo.

just like grandma used to make, only way more moister, this chicken was raised with antibiotics and hormones and it’s certainly not non-gmo.