Stole a truck load of bananas and slipped on one of the peels when I stopped at a truck stop to refuel. Hit my head on the curb and woke up handcuffed to my hospital bed. Johnny Law got me and I’m doin’ 1-2 years because it turns out a truck load of bananas isn’t worth that much to anyone except a Moist Monkey.

He spent almost as much time in front of the microwave but his powers are less destructive and way more intrusive.

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Series 1
Bald Bastards
Release D
Color Wheeling

series 1
bald bastards
release d
color wheeling

Bald Bastards S1 D

There is nothing in this world more moist than a plate of grandmas noodles, dripping in her juicy sauce.

there is nothing in this world more moist than a plate of grandmas noodles, dripping in her juicy sauce.

Moist Spaghetti

Just like grandma used to make, only way more moister, this chicken was raised with antibiotics and hormones and it’s certainly not non-gmo.

just like grandma used to make, only way more moister, this chicken was raised with antibiotics and hormones and it’s certainly not non-gmo.

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